All I can say upon second viewing was : that was an episode. I didn’t hate it. Didn’t love it. That was just a brutal.
That wasn’t the penultimate episode to the biggest TV show ever. That was a disaster movie. That was the like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan got dumped in the middle of Return of the King.
Speaking of disasters : the showrunners decision to blaze through (pun not intended) the last two seasons in 13 episodes – as opposed to 20 – has now caused Daeny’s turn from liberator to villain seem rushed and unearned. Thoughts while watching this episode:
- I think Varys knew exactly what he was doing : he wanted to be caught and executed so Jon could see Daeny wasn’t fit to rule.
- Why did they waste 45 seconds on Tyrion mispronouncing words in Valyrian only to have the Unsullied guards say they can speak the common tongue? That joke is so overplayed.
- “If it weren’t for you, I never would have survived my childhood….You were all I had.” Jaime and Tyrion’s last scene together made my heart heavy and the corner of my eyes get almost teary.
- For an extremely nuanced villain (and an amazing actress), it’s kind of a shame they just had Cersei stand on a balcony for most of the season.
- I wish they’d had made up their mind on the effectiveness of the scorpions; they’re super effective and manned by expert marksmen one episode and then the next there are five times the amount but nobody can hit shit. This isn’t nitpicking. It’s sloppy storytelling that takes viewers with above average intelligence out of the story.
- Welp Golden Compass sucked. Don’t think the elephants could have made a difference.
- Of course Euron washes up on shore right where Jaime is running by. Also Euron is an abhorrent character.
- If my least favorite character killed my favorite I might have thrown the remote through TV. Glad Jaime killed him but Euron deserved a much much worse death. And for a show that does really good villain deaths (Jon killing that Thenn with the hammer is still the best), I’m kind of surprised Euron got away with a belly stab. He deserved worse. Or to not be written on the show period.
- The Hound telling Arya to go home is one of the low key best points of the series.“Do you want to be like me? You come with me, you die here.” Arya thanking him by calling him “Sandor” for the first time was perfect.
- I was against Clegane Bowl because it was total fan service, but that was epic. A collapsing castle tower, surrounded by flames with a dragon occasionally flying by. Aside from Cersei awkwardly walking by them, I loved it.
- Hate them as much as you want, but Jaime and Cersei embracing each other in the map room was beautiful.
- The Wildfire going off during the destruction of the city was a nice throwback but was it really needed?
- I loved having Arya be the point of view character from the destruction on the ground, but did we really need two scenes of her getting a concussion?
- While I should be upset – and I am – my favorite character was just killed, the fact he dies embracing the woman he loves gives a small quantum of solace (underrated Bond movie). But that’s a very interesting way to kill Cersei.
- And the “snow” Bran and Daeny saw falling on the throne in their visions turns out to be ash.
Predictions for last episode: